Museum of Monstrosities (and Ruby)

 

The Facts of Death

It’s the Miss Finger story that Craig has been wanting me to do for years—inspiration has finally hit.

6/1/2012 - Photo

Original post:  Precocious kid behind you in the plane = total fricking nightmare.

Prediction that my mom would mention that I was once precocious came true.

Original post: Precocious kid behind you in the plane = total fricking nightmare.

Prediction that my mom would mention that I was once precocious came true.

5/29/2012 - Photo

Ouch, no reverse cowgirl for you.

Ouch, no reverse cowgirl for you.

5/28/2012 - Photo

Sweet American Girl store, never grow old.

Sweet American Girl store, never grow old.

5/24/2012 - Video

You ain’t ghetto enuff for me

5/17/2012 - Photo

rupeegroupie:

work on Flickr.

That bee-yatch is busy!

rupeegroupie:

work on Flickr.


That bee-yatch is busy!

Lesser-known John Denver songs

wordishness:

  • Prison Bitches (Take the Midnight Train)
  • Rocky Mountain Oyster
  • Half My Balls for a Fifth of Jack Daniels
  • Gentle Sunday Ride on Your Mama
  • Wipe Off and Get Out (Annie’s Other Song)

5/11/2012 - Video

Anus-licking leads to septus!