The Facts of Death
It’s the Miss Finger story that Craig has been wanting me to do for years—inspiration has finally hit.
Posted June 2, 2012 at 1:52am
It’s the Miss Finger story that Craig has been wanting me to do for years—inspiration has finally hit.
Original post: Precocious kid behind you in the plane = total fricking nightmare.
Prediction that my mom would mention that I was once precocious came true.
You ain’t ghetto enuff for me
- Prison Bitches (Take the Midnight Train)
- Rocky Mountain Oyster
- Half My Balls for a Fifth of Jack Daniels
- Gentle Sunday Ride on Your Mama
- Wipe Off and Get Out (Annie’s Other Song)
Anus-licking leads to septus!